So we’re going up the elevator to my apartment. Oh yeah, I’m continuing the Professor story from yesterday because it got too long and I was like hmm giant wall of text. Sometimes I don’t realize and I write and write and write and all of a suddem whamo I have a giant wall of text and people are like uhmm no I’m not gonna take time to read all that. Seriously its hard to go with. Anyways, so we’re going up the elevator.
Professor turns to me and I’m like okay he’s gonna kiss me.
So he kisses me.
He’s got nice lips. It’s a soft kiss. He kisses me again and this time its more forceful.
Oh, there was someone else in the elevator. Like some dude on his phone. I don’t think he looked up from it.
Anyways, we go up to my apartment and he’s kinda grabby so I’m like okay this might be fun lets see where this goes.
“Do you want some wine?” I ask and he’s like yeah.
But then he’s like, “I also want to do something a bit…odd.”
So you guys remember Freeway. I’m not in the mood for odd right now. I mean tie me up, stuff my panties in my mouth, and spank me and I’m cool. Blindfold me and put your dick in my mouth I’ll get behind. Have sex on the couch and then turn on ESPN even and I’m okay with that. Seriously.
That just makes me think something is not right.
Warning bells are going through my head. What could be going on?
He says the following words.
“I want to lick your feet.”
“I want to lick your toes and your foot and your ankle,” he says.
“Well, I mean do you want to fuck me too?” I ask.
“Maybe not on the first date,” he says. “I’m kind of old fashioned.”
“But you wanna lick my feet instead?” I ask, arching my eyebrows.
“Yeah, it really turns me on,” he says.
Now you wouldn’t think this looking at the dude. He seems clean cut. No tattoos. Probably calls his mom at least once every few days. Goes to the gym. Plays sports.
And licks feet.
So then I said….
Yeah I’ll go through what I said later. Right now I’m gonna talk about Featured Deals. Because Men of the House is now on sale for $1.99.
If you haven’t read this book, I think you need to. This set standards for dirtiness. It literally revolutionized how dirty a book could be. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, wait till you get to the kitchen scene with the cup. And the stepdad and stepbrother. Don’t say I didn’t warn you lol.
Talk to you soon Angels. I have a BIG surprise for you!