So Lana had just sat down when BakerMan came out.
Before I continue, let me talk a bit about BakerMan. See I knew this guy from back in the day when I was on Wall Street. He worked on the European equities desk and we used to banter back and forth. But all the time when we ever met each other at work he was always making googly eyes at me but he never ever did anything about it. I mean I had like every idea that he was way into me but he never ever fucking tried anything. Even one night when I was all drunk and all over him he was like trying to play it cool. So I was like okay this dude is trying to be a martyr.
But the problem? He always looked pained when I was with other dudes. Like gimme a break, if you want something go for it. Am I right?
Anyways, he lived in Paris and I was hanging out with him and Lana had just come over and sat down next to me.
And BakerMan is like “who are you?” to Lana and she’s like “who are you?”
Then she looks over at me and she’s like, “Babe…what happened to WineBar?”
And BakerMan looks at me and he’s like…”wait…who is WineBar?”
So…I may have not mentioned WineBar to my old friend. But I don’t think I did anything bad because its not like I was doing BakerMan. I knew he wanted to. When we went out dancing I could tell he was into me. But we didn’t do anything. Was I wrong??