What else are you supposed to do on the day (or two) after a dude tries to lick your feet on a date? And you let him and end up kicking him on the face?
So I’m sitting there and (I’m summarizing over the computer talk, so it doesn’t bore you) he’s looking at me and he’s like, “yeah I have to do this and this and this,” and I’m like wearing these yoga pants that I had to lay down to get into and thinking ‘alright dude I know what you’re trying to do because I could do it if I really wanted’ but instead I’m trying to look interested and nodding my head.
Tell me more, Mr. Hot IT Guy. You wanna clear my cache? You wanna reboot my server? Why don’t you get on top of my server and insert your hard drive? Take my floppy drive for a ride that will take me to system failure for a while?
But I don’t say any of that. Instead I’m sitting there trying to smile. I think I even touch him on the arm a couple times. And….nothing.
That’s okay, I’m not daunted. Plan B.
I go over to the stack of books I have next to the table and bend over to pick them up. This should work. I’m wearing yoga pants. The ones that people got all upset about when they found out Lululemon was selling see through sheer yoga pants.
And…nothing. He’s super fucking interested in the screen. On my website. Not me.
I glance over. And he’s staring at the store page. Now you’ve seen the main store page I hope, Angels. There’s a lot of covers on there.
He’s staring at the cover for First Comes Love. And staring hard.
He’s staring at her ass! Not mine!
I’ve never been so jealous of one of my books in my life but at that moment I’m super jealous of the girl on the cover. Have you ever been jealous of the girl in a book? I mean, I get jealous of my characters, sure. But this is a primal sort of anger I’m feeling.
Okay, this can’t get any worse.
“I think your phone is ringing,” he tells me and I look over. It’s the Professor.
I come back and sit down.
I pick up.
Sometime the night before, I must have turned up the volume settings on my iphone because its super loud. You know when you’re sitting next to someone and you can hear what the person on the other side of the line is saying? That’s me.
“I’m sorry I weirded you out by trying to lick your feet!” is the first thing that Professor says.
And IT guy swivels his head and looks at me as I go red.
Bet that chick on the cover of First Comes Love was never in a situation like this…
Wait till you hear what happens next!
Today, we have a new release!
Lana and I have just dropped a BRAND NEW SERIES on the store. It’s My Son’s Best Friend Series. Never before released on Amazon. You will love this story. I know sometimes I go a bit over the top, but Lana really held us together and made this a very believable story I think. It’s still fun. But its DIRTY. It’s so nasty in parts that I am just getting goosebumps thinking about it. The good kind of goosebumps.
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