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Quarantinis, baking, and the bar on the balcony… oh and FaceTime Dates!

Hey Angels,

Alexis has kicked us off, letting you all know that our big, broken, beautiful blog is back. And boy have we missed it. Alexis has been working hard to get that back together AND I saw her working on a new book. She is, as always, totally #goals!

I’ve been baking. Like so much baking. I had a pantry full of goods already because I believe in being very stocked and I’m a big couponer. Once I moved to California, the price of groceries probably aged me ten years, but at least when the groceries cost more, then the coupons are higher value.

Baking-wise, I’ve made a few hundred messes and maybe about half as many good things. I’m actually not good at baking? I cook very well, thank you very much, but I am all about experimenting and doing what feels good. Well, baking isn’t like that. You have to know what you’re doing and stick to a recipe. That’s really never worked for me.

So I decided to perfect the quarantini! The one thing I really didn’t have stocked up in my pantry?


Especially when you can’t take Alexis Angel to a bar. Lord, have mercy on us all!

So a quarantini consists of what’s on sale that also the Instacart shopper can find and pairs well with the booze of choice that could be found. I’ve been working out a lot to counteract both the bread and the fact that I’ve been drinking fruit nectars with tequila and a splash of club soda for some sparkle. 

What are you drinking nowadays? I think I’ve drank every hard root beer that my grocery store stocks. I still find myself liking tequila the best or getting those awesome canned seltzers like Bon Viv or White Claw. Smirnoff makes these Rose variety packs that are ahhhhhhmazing. Seriously, when they are in stock, they’re the best. But for some reason I can’t find them on instacart but I place a request. Being the organized one you better believe that I have a photo and description and everything ready for placing a custom request in Instacart lol!

Our neighbors and us too have been getting out on our balconies in the evenings and chatting over drinks and music. We all tune into the same radio station or try out Pandora stations and stuff and just talk. How is your family? How’s work? Explaining to some of our neighbors what we do was not my proudest moment.

That night, I happened to have run out of club soda so I was drinking this vodka seltzer that I found. I drank the whole pack and it has way higher an alcohol percentage than the other stuff and hoooboy, I was D-R-U-N-K. So I told everyone that I produced very creative smut that is all the fantasies that by the time I’m done, you didn’t know you had and you couldn’t get rid of. Lol. Not too bad. But what we do at the store… it’s… unique.

But heyyyy I have about a thousand emails that say you want to know what’s going on with me and Aiden! The answer is… we facetime almost every day now. It started as just a way to chat. We even were sharing things we were cooking.

But I’m fucking horny. I said it. I want dick and I can’t get to it! So I have been saying the naughtiest stuff on Facetime to at least see what I can’t have. I think my fingers are wrinkly and pruny… 

Lol I think I’m oversharing. But, uhm… so I have been wondering if I wanted to get more serious with Aiden. He seems like the real deal. But this is the worst time to try to start a relationship, right?

But all that time we were talking, it made me want him more, but it made me care about him more.

So is dating long distance the way things are now just crazy or what? Let me know what you think.

6 thoughts on “Quarantinis, baking, and the bar on the balcony… oh and FaceTime Dates!

  1. Long distance when you have no choice is a great way to learn about someone. Make it work. 😉

  2. I am so happy the blog is back. I have missed reading the exploits of all the Angels and what they are working on

  3. I started reading this post and wasn’t sure who wrote it until I got to Aiden! You go, girl! But, special requests on Instacart is a thing?????? Really? I learned something new! LOL! No, seriously, thank you–I’ll have to check it out. Be well. Five months and 2 days of working remotely has taken its toll. And my boss finally admitted he doesn’t like me. It’s only taken him 11 months and 2 weeks to admit what everyone already knew. LOLOLOL! Joke’s on him though because everyone else apparently likes me. I’m a damn good employee and fun person.

  4. So glad the blog is back and u girls r doing great. Enjoy dating Aiden by facetime for now and it’ll b do much better wen u guys r together again, have fun experimenting with him ❤

  5. Oh my gosh Lana the Quarantini sounds good. The only alcohol I can get away with per my doctor is red wine so I don’t drink 🙁 Glad to hear you and Aiden are staying in touch and I hope it works out for you. Y’all stay healthy and safe,

    Love and hugs to all,


  6. Welcome back. We missed you all !!!!
    Too bad you don’t live in Alberta Canada – we never closed liquor stores, pharmacies, gas stations and grocery stores. Was initially surprised when they deemed liquor stores an essential service but with bars and restaurants shut for 3 months, I guess it was a goo decision after all….
    Long distance is hard, but at least you can face time….

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