I’m in love with Becca
I want to make her Queen of my Kingdom.
But first, I need to be King of my Castle.
My kingdom has enemies – foreign and domestic.
They’re going to use our love against us.
They want to bring down the royalty.
They’ll stop at nothing.
And what better fodder for them than us?
Notorious billionaire playboy Prince.
Felled by the magic pussy.
But not just any woman’s.
They’ll try one final gambit.
And we’re either going to pass this test.
Live happily ever after.
Or we’re all going to die.
Really glad I eat Wheaties for breakfast.