Ain’t no business like show business.
And it’s time the two of us show you our business.
As the head writer for the hottest TV show in America you need to choose between us.
Two hot as sin alpha male action stars with the bodies of gods and the smiles to make your knees shake.
One of us is getting axed from the show.
And that choice is all on you.
Having one of us will make you sigh.
But having both will make you scream.
How are you going to choose?
We’re not going to make it easy.
Each of us will do whatever he needs to keep from getting kicked out of the show.
We’ll charm you. Schmooze you. Seduce you.
Even fall in love with you.
You think you have the power?
Two rugged, cut, alpha male celebrities at your beck and call?
Think you can tell us when to jump? Roll over? Play dead?
By the time we’re done, it’s gonna be you that’ll learn to beg.