Alexis told me we’d go out for New Years Eve. Yeah I was ready for that. I was ready to get a little drunk and maybe dance and flirt.
What I wasn’t ready for was Alexis striding into a club, dressed in black, like some conquering Queen as people got out of her way. I’m following after her, a bit intimidated to watch people parting like how Moses parted the Red Sea as she’s walking to a VIP table with two bouncers.
“Alexis, this is some book shit, babe,” I told her.
“Nah babe, it’s just New Years Eve,” she said nonchalantly.
We got two bottles of Grey Goose and someone came out of somewhere I don’t even know when it was time to refill my drink and make me another.
“What about guys?” I asked Alexis. “If we sit in this VIP section then how will we ever meet any guys.”
Alexis just smiled at me. Then she got up from her chair and went close to the velvet rope.
And Angels, I swear to God. Alexis just points at three dudes. And they come over. Like being summoned.
Two of them are talking to her and she’s all disinterested like she doesn’t care. One of them is talking to me.
“Get my friend Lana laid,” I hear her say to her two guys at one point.
After that it’s a blur.
I know I did waaaaay too many shots. I remember the three guys coming home with us. I think we had a few more people that came over too.
We went to In-N-Out. I remember one of the guys won me a big stuffed animal at a arcade.
They were naked in our living room, Angels. I remember one of them brought a riding crop and I was whipping him with it on the ass. I didn’t sleep with any of them, but two of the girls that came along (I think Alexis made friends with them) threw their panties up at our ceiling fan. One was hanging there this morning.
I remember Alexis kicking everyone out at 6 am and using Doordash to call White Castle. We ate it and threw the wrappers in our fireplace.
Then I passed out. Until maybe about 4 pm today.
I. Am. Never. Drinking. Again.
It sounds like a lesson was learned to drink in moderation. Do you remember if you had fun?
sounds like a blast. hope the hangover is not to bad
It sounds like you all had a blast. I wish I could go party with Alexis. I just know that would be a night that me and some of my friends would never forget.
Omg! Sounds like so much fun you guys. Keep it up! Lol.
Just the imagery of all this made me laugh. Thanks. Sure hope you didn’t feel too yucky when you finally were sober again.
Wow sounds like you guys had a blast. However, Lana I do agree with Alexis you should’ve gotten laid for New Years afterall
Sounds like fun was had by all!
All I can do is LOL.?
I’m totally jealous that sounds like a great way to start the new year