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So there I am, just trying to be a seductress…

What else are you supposed to do on the day (or two) after a dude tries to lick your feet on a date? And you let him and end up kicking him on the face? So I’m sitting there and (I’m summarizing over the computer talk, so it doesn’t bore you)...

So the the professor called on Sunday

That’s right! He called back! He didn’t call on Saturday but he did call on Sunday. Whoa. That’s like four days ago? Ok so there is obviously a four day lag between what happens and when I’m telling you about this. Anyways, the reason it was...

Professor Story – Part THREE

Ok so to all of you who were like wow you attract the strangest guys I have two words for you! I KNOW! Anyways, I guess this is dating for the modern life, huh? I read this article the other day that American younger adults were having less sex than ever. Like less...

The Second Part Of The Story About Professor

So we’re going up the elevator to my apartment. Oh yeah, I’m continuing the Professor story from yesterday because it got too long and I was like hmm giant wall of text. Sometimes I don’t realize and I write and write and write and all of a suddem...

There’s A Party In Lana’s Pants (Part 2)

I LOOOOOVE this title because Lana is like omg no what are you saying and she’s blushing. So I have some big news! But first. Professor. I’ve been holding out on this story for long enough. Here are the gory details. So I had a car pick me up and take me...

Ok, someone take a chill pill

So I got this email today. I didn’t wanna put it on the newsletter but Lana (who was over the moon at the number of people downloading our freeibe was bummed today when she saw this) and I were like scratching our heads. Don’t worry I’ve removed him...

Wow what a morning!

Hey Angels! I need a drink. Not just because of the date last night. But I mean that too. If you look back, you’ll see one of the blog posts is missing. The one where I called WineBar on Thursday and told him hey I’m going on a date on Friday and he was...

So Lana Has Been Busy…

Hey Angels! I’m getting ready for my date today. Here is my schedule: 9 am to 11 am – Gym on the stairmaster to do last minute exercises to make my ass look good 11:30 – 12:30 – Shower and get to the nail salon so I can get my nails done 12:30...

Yeah I’m gonna go on that date

So first off thanks Angels for all your words of advice yesterday. I called WineBar last night to be like hey this dude asked me out on a date and I wanted to see if you were set on what we decided – that we don’t know and we’ll decide when you get...

Soooo….I need your advice!

Alright angels! The other day I did the press conference about WineBar and then I was like oh no karma is gonna bite me in the ass for writing this and guess what? It did. lol I swear karma fucking hates me. Guess what happened to me. I was hanging out at the Bourbon...