Okay so Nat was like I need to tell the story of officer sexy and I’m like ya but then last night as we were doing Vegas prep we had so much fun that we all agreed this story should go up too.
So btw, Daphne just flew in to Vegas last night already and Paige and Liz got there this morning. Daphne said she had fun last night but she’s gonna post about it later.
Anyways, after we fixed the whole situation with whose panties belonged to who we went out for some drinks because we had pretty much packed along the way. Seriously, we have shoes, laptop, panties, dresses, bikinis, some fluffy pjs and makeup. Not much else is needed.
We all decided to not take sex toys because uhmm hello Vegas should have sex toys walking around. I mean if we cum real hard on our favorite sex toy it makes it harder to get the energy to go out and meet people. But if we’re super horny then we’ll be like ya lets go! It’s what I sometimes do and I know some of our authors do when they’re writing. They don’t masturbate and get all keyed up and end up writing filthier stuff. Or like Lana whose the exact opposite. She’ll cum like a million times and write dirty stuff.
Anyway I digress. So we’re having drinks and the conversation goes like this:
Natalie: I’m feeling so free. I could give like a million blowjobs right now.
Lana: Or be like Cleopatra. She gave like 100 Roman generals a blowjob one after another.
Alexis: Wow. They like stood in line or something?
Lana: Hmm…I think something like that.
Alexis: That’s like a Reverse Harem plot right? 100 Generals?
Lana: Ya, but she must have gotten lockjaw after a while I think
Alexis (drinking): Ya but I wonder if she just licked the tip and jerked them off or like actually took the whole cock down her throat
Natalie: I mean I think blowjob skill should include how much of the cock you can take down your mouth for sure
Lana: Ya I like it when you can see the cock bulge out down your neck
(All girls laugh)
Alexis: I can take more cock down my throat
Natalie: I dunno I’ve taken some big dicks babe
Lana: No babe. I can take the most.
Alexis: Huh? Mr. Lana Angel didn’t like blowjobs babe
Lana: I kinda stopped blowing him too
Natalie: HotDoctor liked blowjobs but I gave up after a while because he never said thank you
Alexis: Boo!
Lana: No I learned on other dudes
Alexis: OMG!
Lana: What?
Natalie: What?
Alexis: You know that black lace thong that’s super cute that we all think is ours?
Natalie: That’s because it’s mine
Lana: No…sigh. It’s mine
Alexis: It’s mine babes.
Lana: No
Alexis: Anyways, we should totally do a deep throat contest and see who the winner is
Natalie: The winner gets the thong?
Alexis: Yup!
Lana: I can’t believe we’re gonna do this for something that I own
Alexis: We don’t know who owns it till we compete
Natalie: Game on, girlfriend
Lana: Ya you gals are on!
Its totally fair to say that the people sitting at the bar were looking at us funny. I think a few of the dudes were hard lol.
Tomorrow I’ll be writing to tell you what happened.
I love you ladies! When I don’t have time to sit down and read a book, I can just read your blog! Nuff said!
Ya’ll absolutely crack me up, especially when you are all drinking. You never know what type, or where a, discussion is going to take place. I’m sitting here now with a grin from ear to ear imagining the types of looks ya’ll got.
Heck, I don’t need an outside sex life while I can live vicariously through ya’ll 🙂
I’m sure ya’ll will have a blast in Vegas, be safe and don’t leave us hanging too long.
Alexis and Lana I’m a bit curious, what happen with the date of you both with IT Guy and The Dentist? I know I’m not the only one who is interested to know what happen….
You guys need to invest in a sharpie- it’ll be like camp you can label your undies😉