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Deep Throat Contests Part 2

Ok so I think we’re gonna have to do a press conference while we’re in Vegas because the number of things that were brought up or asked in the blog versus whats been answered or unfinished threads is starting to go up.
Anyways, yesterday I was talking about the day where Nat, Lana and I were at the bar and we had come up with a brilliant idea.
This said brilliant idea was to go see who could deep throat the biggest cock and then the winner would get a scrap of fabric that we’d been fighting with each other for. The scrap of fabric being a very expensive lace thong lol.
So…to continue:

Alexis: So what do you think we should do? Just go find three dudes?
Natalie and Lana: What?!
Alexis: I’m just kidding! But seriously ladies how are we gonna do this?
Natalie: What about getting like a giant cucumber and then a marker and seeing how much we can take down?
Lana: No! That’s like super dangerous!
Natalie: What? That’s how I learned in high school how to give head. How did you learn?
Lana: Uhmm…
Natalie: What do we need to do then?
Lana: (dramatic pause) We need to go to a sex shop
Cue the music! Dun Dun Dun!

Half hour later we got to a sex shop that sold sex toys.

Lana: See we need a dildo that has a flared end and that’s safer.
Alexis: Jesus we’re not gonna swallow it
Lana: Alexis, this is a deep throat contest. Yes you are!
Store Clerk: How may I help you ladies
Natalie: We’re looking for dildos
Alexis: No. Let us talk to your owner!
Clerk: He’s in the back
Lana: We’ve been drinking
Alexis (to Lana): Why would you tell him that?
Store Owner who is actually like a 30 something year old chick: How may I help you?
Alexis: We wanna get dildos for a contest to see who can deep throat the most cock
Owner: uhm…okay! (proceeds to show dildos)
(The girls pick pink, purple and blue dildos)
Owner: So are you all friends from college? Roommates?
Lana: Oh no! We’re authors!
Owner: Oh wow. What kind of author
Natalie: We write ooey gooey porny romance!
Owner: Sweet! I love reading that.
Natalie: This is Alexis Angel (pointing to Alexis)
Owner: No way!
Alexis: Uhm ya you know who I am?
Owner: Hold on (pulls out phone opens app)
Owner: Here. I was just reading this.
Alexis: Oh my God. That’s 12 Inches! I wrote that!
Alexis: (pointing to Lana and Natalie) That’s Natalie Knight and that’s Lana Angel
Owner: OMG! I read Virgin Market! And The Other Brother!
Lana and Natalie: OMG!
Owner: I’m Sabrina. So you guys are actually gonna see who can take the most dildo? Is this for a book?
Alexis: Hahahaha no this is just because we were drinking and all want the same thong.
Owner: I can’t find any of your books anywhere anymore. What happened?
Alexis: We opened our own store! You can go to www.naughtyangelpublishing.com!
Owner: OMG! That’s so awesome!
Natalie: Do you wanna come and hang out with us after you close?
Owner: That would be like a dream come true! I’m closing up in an hour. Do you think you guys can wait for me?
Alexis: (looking around sex shop) Yeah I think we can find ways to kill the time for sure.
(All the girls laugh)

We browsed the store. I got a pair of sex stockings. I dunno why they’re sex stockings. I mean they seem like regular stockings but I got them from a sex store so I called them that. Lana got a small butt plug. Natalie was looking at collars (lol) and then Sabrina was ready to leave. And that’s when the party really started….which I’ll talk about tomorrow!

Today we have a book from the vault – Triple Major!

You can grab Triple Major on the store at $4.99 or you can join AngelAccess for $5.99 a month and be free from having to buy books!

Check it out below!

 

 

Triple Major - a taboo erotic reverse harem romance by Lana Angel

1 thought on “Deep Throat Contests Part 2

  1. Oh my gosh, I bet Sabrina had the time of her life with you girls, who wouldn’t? I bet she’s the newest member of DLA too and joins AngelAccess, if she’s a smart cookie 🙂 Well ya’ll continue to have a blast and I’ll look forward to the next blog message to see what’s going on.

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