The events of this press conference take place after the portion recorded in the newsletter. Go back and read that first if you haven’t already!!!!
Alexis: Okay, so at this point I’ll take questions about WineBar.
Larosa: Alexis! Where is WineBar?
Alexis: Right now he’s in New York City.
Kristie: Why aren’t you there?
Alexis: Well, I saw him in NYC maybe like three weeks ago. Sorry I had like a store to put together. It’s actually harder than I thought even if it was built for me.
Michelle: Alexis! Alexis! What is the romantic status of you and WineBar?
Alexis: If I were to answer this on Facebook, I’d select the “It’s Complicated” option.
(General whispering and murmuring)
Melissa: Alexis are you seeing other people?
Alexis: The last time we spoke which was in September, WineBar and I decided that we would see other people because I was unable to move back to New York City and he wasn’t able to come back to San Francisco. However we still care about each other.
Gina: Alexis! Alexis!
Alexis: Yes, Gina. Go ahead
Gina: So you guys are seeing other people? You’ve moved on?
Alexis: No. WineBar is coming back to San Francisco for the holidays on December 20. We are going to decide our status then. But in the meantime he and I have decided that if love finds us elsewhere we won’t shut the door on it.
(Chaos breaks out)
Alexis: Please guys. One more question.
Leticia: Alexis! Pick me!
Alexis: Yes, Leticia.
Leticia: So what are the odds? What are the chances?
Alexis: You know, for a while I was really busy just trying to get back above water since Amazon shut my account down. I’d say that the chances of us getting back together, with everything he’s going through and everything I am are at a solid 50%.
(People getting up and shouting questions as security takes Alexis off the podium)
So Lana had just sat down when BakerMan came out.
Before I continue, let me talk a bit about BakerMan. See I knew this guy from back in the day when I was on Wall Street. He worked on the European equities desk and we used to banter back and forth. But all the time when we ever met each other at work he was always making googly eyes at me but he never ever did anything about it. I mean I had like every idea that he was way into me but he never ever fucking tried anything. Even one night when I was all drunk and all over him he was like trying to play it cool. So I was like okay this dude is trying to be a martyr.
But the problem? He always looked pained when I was with other dudes. Like gimme a break, if you want something go for it. Am I right?
Anyways, he lived in Paris and I was hanging out with him and Lana had just come over and sat down next to me.
And BakerMan is like “who are you?” to Lana and she’s like “who are you?”
Then she looks over at me and she’s like, “Babe…what happened to WineBar?”
And BakerMan looks at me and he’s like…”wait…who is WineBar?”
So…I may have not mentioned WineBar to my old friend. But I don’t think I did anything bad because its not like I was doing BakerMan. I knew he wanted to. When we went out dancing I could tell he was into me. But we didn’t do anything. Was I wrong??
Oh ya, I was talking yesterday about Lana and how she surprised me in Paris.
I mean I thought I was drunk, but apparently I wasn’t.
Anyways, so Lana and I were talking and we were like wow what a run we had huh? And she was like you know we never got a chance to build a store.
I kind of laughed at this because I never really thought of myself as a shop keeper you know? But Lana was all like you know you would enjoy it a lot.
“Are you serious? Maintaining a storefront?”
And then Lana was like, “Alexis you’re an author that loves their readers. I’ve never seen anyone love their readers as much as you. You would love doing little games and sales and things that make peoples lives fun.”
That’s when BakerMan came back with the bread. Seriously, its like French people love eating fresh bread every day. Anyways, he’s like looking at Lana like who did you pick up while I was gone.
And Lana is looking at me like…girl, you got some ‘splaining to do.
Guess I do. Anyways, Lana was right. I LOVE having a store. That’s why I have these games every Friday coupled with a sale that I put together. Just go to the page here and you’ll get a chance to do it. Save your screenshot! Post your times below! The four lowest times get $5 giftcards! We’ll talk more about BakerMan and stuff later. I know Lana was talking about Mr. Lana Angel but in true fashion I’m just moving the convo back to me lol.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
So I’m getting myself out here and starting this blog post. Telling you all where I’ve been. I’ve written so many books, but this story is the hardest to tell somehow. Starting to answer emails and soon Facebook messages.
Thank you all for everything. It has helped so much.
I’m trying really hard to get the courage to explain just what happened…but it’s really difficult, Angels.
I’m okay and I’m back.
Right now I’m focusing on writing a new book with Alexis. I’m so happy to be writing with her again. Seeing her in Paris? I kind of think that wasn’t just coincidence. I think it was fate. It was the universe bringing us back to each other when we were admittedly both in need of some healing.
Thank you all for your messages and for being there for us. We’re here for you Angels and we’re going to keep telling you stories.
I promise I’m trying to tell you mine.
So when we put Hit & Run up for sale last night I got a whole bunch of emails from people saying shit like omg is Lana coming back too? And like I mentioned earlier in my newsletter yeah for a while there Lana was like okay Alexis I’m going to branch out and do some more dark stuff and I totally got that, you know?
But what do they say about bad habits? They always come back. But haha Lana isn’t the bad habit – I am!
No I’m serious babe. Like Lana is like a hard worker and I’m like omg I’m going to drink this bottle of wine and watch the real housewives of orange county and all of a sudden I’ve missed the deadline for my chapters and Lana is like where are they here are mine and I’m like okay I sent it. But then she’s like I don’t see it so I’m like uhmm maybe your email is all fucked up babe have you called google?
Anyways, when I said bad habits are bad, 1) I was joking and 2) I wanted to say that while I was in Europe and wondering what to even do with everything, guess who pops back in? Seriously I was in Paris and all of a sudden someone sits down next to me. And I look over and it’s Lana.
And I’m like whoa baby I must be really drunk already. But that didn’t make any sense because it was only like 10:30 am over there and I mean I’ve been drunk that early before (tailgate parties in college anyone? I mean one time I got so drunk I was doing this kegstand and I forgot I wasn’t wearing panties under this skirt I had on and that was slightly awkward.) Anyways so Lana sits down and I’m like looking at her like whoa what are you doing here. This after I pinched her a couple times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I know I know I’m supposed to pinch myself but I mean it was easier to just pinch her.
Anyways, she started to talk and tomorrow I’m gonna talk about that because the convo with Lana deserves its full story. Anyways, ttyl babe. Oh, if you haven’t yet, check out the book Hit & Run that Lana and I wrote that you can get on the book page.
Anyways, talk soon babes. I have like 11,000 emails to start to go answer and then I gotta write this book with Lana.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
So Dirty Lil Angel is actually going to be the sequel to Winebar which was the sequel to Naughty Lil’ Angel. It’s not up on the store yet but will be soon, probably in the next few days. It’s basically going to pick up from where Winebar left off because babe there was a lot of stuff that happened. Also Dirty Lil’ Angel is going to take place in several countries and going to be amazing.
Also, I’m thinking of writing a menage. It’s probably going to be called Big Licker lol. I have an idea in my head as to what this all is going to be about so we’ll see.
But right now, I’m doing a giveaway from the blog tomorrow. I just need to think of one. I’ll announce it tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Oh, yeah I know you’re waiting to hear about everything I’ve been up to. I’m going to get to it…I promise!
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It happened. All my books got taken down from Amazon.
Kinda hard to be an author when you’re in Kindle Unlimited and they shut you down.
I had no idea at the time, and for the longest time I was like omg what the fuck am I gonna do.
But then I realized I needed to stop feeling sorry for myself. I had readers that were waiting for me. I couldn’t just leave them.
I’m sorry I was away for as long as I was. For a while there I lost my way. I apologize.
But to atone for it, I made a place for my angels to come and find me whenever they want.
And I started writing again.
The world feels better when you’re writing again.
My collection is coming online here bit by bit. But this is where I’m going to be going forward.
Welcome to Naughty Angel Publishing.
Get ready to get sticky!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love