So, Daphne Dawn is going to get credentials for the store tomorrow, but before that, Alexis and I got on a chat with her to make sure we caught all the pertinent information. This was a while ago, but I just had to share this with you guys because it was too funny. I’m going to be living with this woman, Alexis, and I’m excited!
Lana: Hey Daphne!
Daphne: Hey Lana!
Daphne: Hey Alexis! Long time no speak.
Lana: So Daphne we just have a few questions to make sure that our store will be a good fit for you, if that’s okay.
Daphne: Sure, not a problem.
Alexis: I’ll go first!
Lana: Okay, Alexis. I mean we have a script.
Alexis: Ya, ya, whatever. Ok Daphne I gotta ask. When you cum, do you see spots?
Daphne: Uhm, what? Haha.
Alexis: You know, do you see stars? Or see spots?
Lana: Alexis dear…
Daphne: Not really?
Lana: Because that means you’re having a heart attack.
Lana: Let’s go with this question, instead. Daphne, what is your favorite book, if you had to choose?
Daphne: That’s a hard one. I’d have to say 4 Men of the House even though the Other Brother and Marriage Mistake are such runaway bestsellers.
Alexis: Wait. You wrote that with Natalie Knight, right?
Daphne: That’s right.
Alexis: Have you and Natalie ever….you know?
Daphne: No, I don’t. What?
Lana: Oh god.
Alexis: Have you two ever fucked?
Daphne: Oh, dear.
Lana: Oh no.
Daphne: Actually, I’m pretty conservative in my normal life. I don’t get much of a chance to do things like that.
Alexis: Ok but would you?
Daphne: I don’t know that I’ve ever thought about it.
Alexis: Like what if you were drunk?
Daphne: I don’t usually drink
Lana: Ok, lets get back on track. Daphne, how often do you think you’d release with us?
Daphne: I think once a month at least. Maybe more if it’s one of those long stories that you guys do, telling it in parts.
Alexis: Do you like get yourself off after finishing a book?
Daphne: What? haha?
Alexis: Like I usually play with my vibe to celebrate after a book is done u know?
Daphne: Don’t you do that anyways? I read your newsletter…
Alexis: Ya but this is a special one. Like I finished a book. Boom
Daphne: I usually make a pie.
Alexis: Ooooh. Do you let your hubby fuck it? Like in American Pie????
It’s a wonder Daphne Dawn ever ended up bringing her stuff to our store. I was chuckling, shaking my head, and letting my mouth hang open all at once.
But she’s Alexis. And I love her.
And I love you.
Thank you for having me in your family, Angels. I love it here.
18 thoughts on “Author Interview”
Everyone has that one crazy friend. Enjoy it!
Only Alexis…was she still hungover?
The scary part is I don’t think so.
OMG!!!!! THAT WAS JUST TOO FUNNY THE THINGS THAT COME OUT OF ALEXIS’S MOUTH SHE KEEPS YOU ON YOUR TOES. SHE US JUST TOO TOO CRAZY IN A GOOD WAY….
Ha Ha Ha. I’m in tears.
????? Alexis is the best at keeping you on your toes! She constantly makes me laugh in her blog posts!
This interview made my day. I had a bad day at work and this interview brightened my night.
OMG!! ????????. I am so glad you guys are back! Both of you! I freaking love you guys! Alexis is just so damn funny! I had a crazy friend like her back in the day and I was always smiling. Hang on tight to her…even if you’re shaking your head the whole time! Lol!
Alexis is too funny. She is a keeper though.
Spots. If it’s good
Sometime more like fireworks. You can be conservative in your daily life and still have great orgasms.
I would have liked to have seen Daphne’s face during this interview.. lol
Spots… and if it’s a real intense one it’s spots and a head rush?. Alexis is fucking HILARIOUS!!!?
Way too funny! Can you imagine sharing the details of such an interview with your significant other, or anyone? Alexis sure makes the mundane an adventure.
I was thinking they were trying to prank me or something!
Haha I love this convo Alex is has no filter lol
Oh my gosh, I can totally imagine this entire conversation and I am still laughing. Poor Daphne, I bet she is still shaking her head and laughing. Like Alexis says, she has no filter 🙂 It is so good to be hearing from you again Lana and this message sounds like you have a smile in your voice again. Love and hugs to all.
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