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Yeah. It’s true. Alexis and I are moving in together.
The truth is that I’m really looking forward to it.
Guess whose going to have someone chasing them around to finish their chapters? Alexis. And I’ll chase her to finish. No more.
Also, here’s something you didn’t know maybe. Alexis cooks really well – she just never does it. I also bake well, so that’s great.
But biggest thing I think is that this store. Alexis is great but she doesn’t understand the technical stuff as much as she thinks she does. So earlier today, we had a new release. It was Stuff Me, Stepbrother Episode One. Anyways, so many people clicked on the link that the whole store crashed. Now there is a way with CDN and site optimization that we can fix this – but we need another server upgrade. The people at the server hosting place were astounded. They said that a thousand people had tried to access the site in the first five minutes of the initial campaign and the server – to protect itself and all the data it manages – shut itself down to make sure it was all kosher.
Anyways, I’ve been telling Alexis to upgrade the server and optimize the site so I’m looking forward to doing this with her when I move in. I know it sounds boring, but the fact of the matter is that we are almost too popular for the infrastructure we’ve got. Too many people are coming to the site and it’s starting to buckle. This can’t keep happening.
This is the cover that broke our site. I’m pretty sure I know why 😉